AskDrewNow.com

A Question from Garrett

Fri, 05 Jun 2015 01:36:27 CDT

Dear Drew, This is the final video on AskDrewNow.com. It is a compilation of some of the videos we shot but never finished.
Sincerely,
-Garrett

Watch the Video Answer here: https://www.askdrewnow.com/20150605013627/answer.htm

A Question from Garrett in his Garage

Tue, 16 Dec 2014 08:17:24 CST

Dear Drew, Remember this?
Sincerely,
-Garrett in his Garage

Watch the Video Answer here: https://www.askdrewnow.com/20141216081724/answer.htm

A Message From Drew

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:08:53 CDT

Sometimes u realize "Hey, its Monday...I feel like listening to #JohnnyCash." Disagree with me? Go fuck urself u #TobyKeith piece of shit.
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:00:01 CDT

I love Boy Meets World more than u:’Boy Meets World’ Cast Meets for First-Ever Official Reunion - https://t.co/wH1aErjpC2 via @YahooTV
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:33:31 CDT

Im putting that shit on a tshirt. "@PeteyPlastic: I wish I had someone to fuck right now while watching "Friday the 13th"."
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:31:23 CDT

@GarrettGriess Colbert hates u"I dont like newspapers. Thats why I dont subscribe 2 any. If I have 2 kill a spider, I use a rolled-up iPad."
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 21:28:42 CDT

@balconyfool U can b honest & admit that u like to see Vin Diesel’s enormous package jiggle & vibrate when he hits the nitrous in his Celica
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:12:15 CDT

When I die I want to be #cremated and have my ashes mixed in with @AmandaBynes ’s bronzer because that gross bitch is fine. #FreshOutTheBox
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:38:21 CDT

My goal in life is 2b the first male 2 ever attend a taping of #TheView. Oh wait, I forgot @GarrettGriess beat me 2 it #HeGotAFreeToothbrush
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:29:08 CDT

I wonder if https://t.co/ZnqFlHHZ0X has a section to find those horny & slutty babysitters u always see in porn. #ImSureShesGoodWithKidsToo
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:26:33 CDT

It figures, I just got my first #PillowPet and now they come out with #GlowPets. I guess now I’ll have 2 get another unicorn to jack off on.
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:22:56 CDT

Im starting the #SlimFast diet. Wait, thats the 1 where u eat 11 Big Macs, take half a bottle of Xanax & throw up while unconscious, right?
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:13:07 CDT

Holy shit I just realized something! #BruceWillis was actually dead in that movie #TheSixthSense! Also there is no known cure for my herpes.
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:07:49 CDT

Ppl always ask me "Drew, why r u so #sexy?" to which I reply "Wow, Ive never seen a woman drink that much #vodka, lets go check out my van."
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:58:30 CDT

I just bought an #Otterbox case 4 my phone. Strange, I didnt know anyone else knew the pet name I use for my wifes lady area. #ISaidOtterbox
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:55:34 CDT

In my day Big Red Gum was only a quarter #MentholGumPlease "@tori_mich: I spent $10 on a pack of reds last night.. #TooHungoverToCare #Yolo"
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 11:36:44 CDT

Ive been thinking about this a lot lately, and I believe the vegetable I would most like to have sex with is cabbage. #ItWouldBeAGentleLover
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 20:06:06 CDT

What the hell are u, a cat? Do u also enjoy chasing laser pointers? "@tori_mich: Play with my hair and scratch my back and I’m yours."
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 20:03:53 CDT

83% of #addicts have a #relapse within the 1st year. Pussies. I always make sure I relapse within the 1st 24 hours. #BeatThatLohan
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:00:05 CDT

Whenever some1 says "Thank u god" what they r really saying is "I actually believe in talking snakes & zombies." Sounds kind of crazy, huh?
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:51:24 CDT

I think Im going 2 start using the word #Fresh as an adjective & verb. Like"This tweet is so fresh."Thats pretty freshingly original, right?
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:48:40 CDT

I love when I see pants that r labeled "High Waisted." It makes me think about what I try to be every Friday night. #GetIt
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:39:06 CDT

"A cowboy hat means Im ashamed of my small penis." Thank u #Simpsons 4 saying what everyone who doesnt wear a cowboy hat is always thinking.
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:24:39 CDT

I used 2 have hopes & dreams,then I learned u can mix #Vodka w/anything & carry it around all day in plastic bottles #TheRestIsBlurryHistory
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 18:09:39 CDT

FOUND:1 broken water heater, abandoned on the sidewalk by my house. 2 claim COME GET THIS FUCKING WATER HEATER OFF MY SIDEWALK! #WhoDoesThat
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:54:06 CDT

After considering many options I have settled on this saying to be tattooed above my butthole. Also maybe on my chin. https://t.co/VemMTWECJ7
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:24:06 CDT

Cant wait til I can afford a VCR so I can watch this.I FUCKING LOVE NATIONAL PARKS! #WhatIAssumeEveryOldPersonThinks https://t.co/3iRq4hI3Gl
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:00:08 CDT

Dear @prodigalsam, u r a complete fucking tool and I hope you get herpes on ur stupid hipster mustache. Fucking ass hat thief piece of shit.
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 11:17:03 CDT

I wonder why this elevator in the old person retirement home smells like old people. #TheWorldMayNeverKnow
-Drew

A Message From Drew

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 11:11:50 CDT

Someday someone is going to give me an award for something. It might be "Best Broadway Style Play In Prison" but Im getting a damn #award.
-Drew