Why are their no ash grey NY Mets T-shirts to buy? And why the Mets are doing so bad this year?

Mets fan in Manchester, I feel your pain. As a huge Mets fan myself I have been suffering every day at the ugly play of the Mets. But fear not, your questions are very easy to answer. As far as ash grey Mets shirts go, no one likes ash grey, it's ugly and helps hide stretch marks, so no one would buy them. And the reason the Mets are doing so poorly this year can be broken down in to four words...They Are The Mets. As long as we all live, they will continue to play bad. I can't explain it, but the Mets will always be cursed to simply...play bad.