Dear Drew,
I'm having a dilemma. I want to sign up for Facebook for the soul purpose of helping Shamgod administer the AskDrewNow.com Facebook page. But I hate Facebook. In fact, I hate all social websites like I hate Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh. I know if I put my name out there people will want to send me stupid messages or try to become my friend or some crap like that. Oh, for the love of someone's God, tell me, WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

Webmaster in AskDrewNow.com-ingtonsvilleburg, I couldn't agree with you more. ALL SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES ARE THE MOST BRAIN DEAD MORONIC WASTES OF TIME ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. That being said, I want everyone to check out our new Facebook Page, askdrewnow.com! Yeaahhhh boooyyyy!