Where is the clitoris?

Confused in Cocktown, The truth is that the clitoris does not actually exist at all. It is a myth created by the Johnson & Johnson company to increase their sales of baby oil and personal lubricant. I have literally been with tens of women and I can promise you, none of them enjoyed it at all. If the clitoris were real I'm sure at least one of those ladies wouldn't have left while I cried in to my tube sock. So do not buy in to the hype, there is no such thing as the clitoris.