Dear Drew,
How do you turn a straight person gay?

In Love with a Hetero in Hampton, If your hetero lover is a male, I only have two words...Celine Dion....and lots of it. Just have your soon-to-be lover listen to 20 minutes of Celine Dion three times a week and in no time he will be driving a convertible and letting you play hide the sausage whenever you like. However, if your hetero lover is a female, I only have one word...rugby. Just two rugby games per week and before you know it she will be wearing flannel and steaming the carpet on command.