Where is the weirdest place you have ever got your nard stuck in?

Slick Rick in Slutville, I think the strangest place I ever got my nard stuck in would probably be that time it got stuck in half of a peanut shell. It took three firemen and a gallon of Crisco to get it out. Wait a minute...did I say peanut shell...I meant toilet paper tube. Yeah, a gigantic toilet paper tube. What a crazy night that was at tap dance camp.