Dear Drew, Is it true that most of the Sutton Police Department suffers from Little Penis Syndrome?

Stalked in Sutton, Hmmm...This is a tough one. I have never been to Sutton so I may not be an expert on their police force. I have however met a few people with the last name of Sutton. I have also met several people with "Little Penis Syndrome" (Kevin, Garrett and myself included.) So based on my experiences with all of these things, I would have to say...I have no idea. But cops do piss me off, so yeah, why not.