Dear Drew, Will I meet a nice girl?

Poppy in Poopy, Sadly, no, you will not meet a nice girl. But don't let that discourage you! Just lower your standards and you will meet all sorts of nasty, dirty, sticky girls that will make you forget about any "nice" girl you have ever even though about. Buckle up Poppy and ride the nasty train; it's much easier than trying to find that elusive nice girl.